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Monday, January 23, 2006
  Save Your Marriage... Pump Up The Volume
Since the dawn of the ghetto-blaster, it has been a parental obligation to hassle teens about the stereo volume and that, "You're going to go deaf!" With the advent of the iPod and of MP3 players entering the market, this may be more relevant than ever.

The ear pieces which are distributed with the iPod, and which are quite common these days at any electronic store, are actually inserted directly into the ear, putting more stress on the ear than ever before, doctors say. Some are even estimating that this could make youths candidates for hearing aids by the time they reach their late 30s or early 40s.

Out Take:
What we really need to do is figure out how to bring that age down another 10 years or more. Let me explain. Any married man, or woman, can attest to how many fights have started merely by the male of the relationship NOT LISTENING. My research, mostly consisting of close friends, tells me that men simply do not hear them. Maybe there is a genetic flaw in the male which causes hearing abnormalities or maybe there is too much testosterone powering their nether region to effectively operate all of their senses at once.

Whatever the case, it has occurred to me that, at least by being clinically deaf, this gives a medical excuse for not hearing your significant other 100% of the time. Hence, they cannot be mad at you and should even consider giving you some sympathy. Sounds good right?

That's just how it is,

Brent Paine
Writer - PodcastEmpire.com

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